Human Hygiene

There's that noise of water again

It has come to my attention that humans do not lick themselves to get clean.

This is rather perplexing.

I mean how do they wash?

Since I arrived, I have heard the sound of running water many times, and it was not the rain. Eventually, I found an area of the bathroom country that is often covered in puddles of water, which my human then mops up.

Goodness me, if she did all that pee, then it really is a lot! No wonder she needs such a large litter tray.

Then I realised that the pools of water had nothing to do with the litter tray. Humans have a litter tray that you sit on and then it sucks everything away. I want to see inside, but my human keeps closing the lid and telling me not to jump in.

Silly human, doesn't she understand, that is what kittens do - jump inside things!

Now back to the water thing.

Well, I decided, being a curious cat and because cats are supposed to be curious, to check it out.

I bounded up to where the noise was coming from and banged my head.

Smack!

There is water on the other side!

I think what hit me is called a shower door. Honestly, it is transparent, how am I supposed to see that. It is some evil Zargon trickery to make kittens bump their heads. (Zargon is the evil monster who zarged our cat planet many moons ago, which is why we live on Earth now).

Once I had stopped seeing birds and stars - birds are fun, you can chase them, but then they fly away - I noticed that my human was on the other side. She was using something called shampoo and shower gel and then standing under a torrent of water!

Water? She was getting herself wet!

Water is for drinking.

This is certainly not a very efficient way to wash. So I am going to stick to the cat way for now.