A Day at the Office

After my fiasco with Google, I decided that paper was probably a better idea.

I tried eating paper tissue, but it sticks to your tongue and newspapers are best read shredded. What fun that is! But the taste of the black and coloured stuff on the newspaper is rather bitter.


Today, after a breakfast of that Burp cat food - it is growlingly good stuff - I got to work.

Under the desk.

There is a box of files and papers for easy access, and easy seating, not to mention giving me unbridled access to a plethora of wires that hang down the back of the main desk.

Mmmm, chewing wires sounds like a constructive - or maybe the word is destructive? - activity.


Going to the office is linked to something called work. My human sits at a desk and her paws tap a grey metal thing with symbols on it. It makes a clicking sound, which is rather intriguing. I keep trying to investigate, but she picks me up and removes me from the proximity of this thing she calls a keyboard.

Parrot cat

I decided to set myself to work on my own projects. This involves some physical activities such as exploring, jumping, leaping over the key board.

When I don't get access to the desk, then I practice my climbing - I've found that I can climb onto shoulders and create a parrot cat distraction. I wonder if the purpose of a cat is to create distractions?

Not sure about that green tea thing

Going to work you get to take breaks from time to time. My human drinks green tea. I tried it but don't think much of it. I think I shall stick to water. As for eating fruit ... grapes are OK for rolling around.

Once I get bored with all of that, I go back to killing the toy rat ten times, dragging that stupid teddy bear my human bought me around and showing him who is boss.

Such hard work.

Exhausting that work stuff

Good job there is a comfy bed close by.